Enlarge Your Johnson

You won't catch me saying this often these days, but What....the FUCK? I cannot wait to see how hilariously, amazingly terrible this game turns out to be.

New Silent Hill Movie

Oh boy, someone's been reading my reverse wish-book again! They had to come up with the number one thing I never wanted, another Silent Hill movie! Based on Silent Hill 3 I guess. Even though I don't remember a teen heart throb from when I played the game. My memory is a little hazy though. Mostly from all the drugs.

How does the actress playing Heather stack up? Let's take a closer look.

Nope, sorry. Not nearly coked-up looking enough. Color me disinterested. Might I suggest one of the Olsen twins instead? Either one, it doesn't matter.

Music to Rock Your Clock

Thank you, that will be all.

You're Going to WET Yourself

Ha ha do you get it??

Anyway there has been a certain something lacking in survival horror games for a long time, and that thing is waterslide levels. I think the most terrifying thing is that they are totally ripping off Virtual Bart.

Borderlands Wrap-Up

Last night we beat Borderlands after taking like an 8 month break from it.

Here is a spoiler:

The ending sucks!

Dirt 3 Youtubes

So yeah, been playing some Dirt 3 lately. Full impressions to come later. For now, I'm testing out the youtube upload feature.

Some clown left his flipped car right in the middle of the timing gate. Thanks, jerkhole!

So Much Blood!

Speaking of Space Marine, hey look a developer interview!

So basically it's God of War meets Gears...of War. I am fine with that.